Procrastinator

mariavontraphouse:

People wanna talk about how age is only a number and shit

And completely ignore that older men prey on younger ppl

(via sugahwaatah)

rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

(via fyeahlilbit2point0)

feferezimoirail:

dotehwindything:

katnissandhersyringe:

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

now that this thought has been put forward, i will always make sure my router and modem are based in my room. no chances — my enemies are everywhere 

Turn my wifi off and the intended victim becomes the murderer.

(via niggawitdreadz)

hiddlestalker:

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

(via queerhairyvag)

snorlaxatives:

jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled

(via ruinedchildhood)

trapghoul:

the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening. 

lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself???? 

(via dakotacityukuleleorchestra)

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)